I.

I solemnly swear: I’m tired of my aliveness, this planet,
my human uterus.

I swear: if this life is a hologram, I don’t care.

In that event, I’d rather be precociously gold
holographic fireworks,
a preternaturally luminously
fuchsia sparkler held aloft by hands
made of wind, the aurora borealis
as reimagined by a wiser universe, on the widest sky-canvas.

I’d rather stoke the particolored intersection of air and fire
from a seat in this sky,
never touch the ground, never reproduce.

My oath echoes another kaleidoscopic estrangement
turned aspiration: I’ve been informed:

the Earth would rather be
a colorful hiding place left
unlocked and abandoned. Telling the whole truth

means saying: I happened upon the door—
like the subway, but with no train,
no stairs descending,
no destination in mind.

I don’t remember my descent, but the comfort of cement walls
painted brightly
to amaze.

Solemnly: No thought of my safety
as a woman
in a forgotten cave.

An abandoned place knew how to shelter me
because I had already left myself

for solemnity, for pleasing, for earnest pleasing.

For others’ truth and nothing but their truth.

Abandonment, acting a fool, remembered me to
a grotto,
a cave aglow,
rainbows.

Remembered me to abrupt delight: the cement analogue to my sky-canvas.

No, there was no male Sheela-na-gig guarding the door,
and if there was, I already told you, Your Honor:

I am as real as he could have been,
the as-real-na-gig-thing, prism-dazzled, nobody’s fool.

I am still the woman alone beneath the street, wonderstruck,
leaning against an abandoned car, my apparent companion
in abandonment. Why not? I make room for nonsense,
endless room.

A car door left ajar for years.
My dazzle-compromised powers of observation
yet tell me: this is the second abandoned door, one of many
I may encounter sequentially in this life,

the one nested inside the first.

II.

Dearest pocket of Earth, my estrangement turned aspiration:
I could be as real, transreal—
show as much love
as your painted walls:

the first sight that ever welcomed me.

III.

Hey lawyer!
The abandoned vehicle, if coaxed from stasis, meant
to run for its life with no driver. On the lam
from the Earth. From itself.

In court, I solemnly thought this, and then I said some of it:
The car’s possible departure from the hiding spot. Yes. I do think.
The steering wheel belonged to secrecy.

Otherwise, my mouth would have told the judge Good luck with that justice.

I imagine I was worried, picturing
a driverless car
driving off the edge of Georgia by now.

Something strange happened with autonomy, I suppose.
The door to my (Earth’s) kaleidoscopic will
left ajar for years
before I discovered it.

IV.

So I imagine
my surprise:

Dear self, I felt safe beneath
the street, like a fool. I suppose
I was with a friend.

At least, I was befriended by colors. My mind
turned to confetti then, as now,
until I was safe
in a secret cup of Earth.

The way beneath the street was five-dimensional glitter
translated into a secret

di di di dah dit

with confusingly colorful dots and dashes.

A person finally embraced by Earth
can’t yet ask for counsel, doesn’t even need to know her questions, doesn’t understand
but is finally understood.

V.

In the final cross-examination, an encoded secret finds a way to crawl
beneath the street, then it takes you
to court, feeds you visions.

I have no advice, all you Sheela-na-gigs,
save this: Allow yourself the welcome, the colors, the cave.

The car—my life—was an audacious non sequitur, the reason I woke up.

A car alarm pulls me back to the surface:

a couple nights ago,
I had a striking dream.
I was still on the Earth, of the Earth.

Forgetting this dream is against someone’s rules.

Amy Poague is an Iowa City-based poet working at a junior high. She holds an M.A. in Creative Writing from Eastern Michigan University. Her work has appeared or is forthcoming in The Opiate, The Mantle, SWWIM Every Day, Really System, Rockvale Review, Mojave He[art] Review, Transom, and Helen: A Literary Magazine. She is on Twitter @PoagueAmy

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They arrived late. The woman at the desk smiled to offer reassurance it was no problem. Clearly though, even newcomers should’ve known better.

Immediately Joel noticed that the eighty or so people inside were choosing not to converse. It was a profoundly encompassing sensation that made conversation an instinctive taboo. He wondered then if they were expected to purchase tickets by way of charades.

‘Two please’ he said, making absolutely no attempt to quiet his voice. The woman made a pantomime show of wincing at the sound and leant forward to whisper her response. ‘That’ll be ten pounds.’

It only took a split-second to read the price list so he knew that of course; Joel simply wanted to force the woman to say it out loud. The heady reverence made him twitchy and uncomfortable, his spirit chaffing against the show of deep respect afforded to an empty chair.

Their hands were stamped wordlessly. The desk woman sat back, raising a finger to her lips. Her mouth adopted a playful smile. Her eyes warned the request was not a joke.

Caitlin shot Joel a look as they stepped away, warning him to toe the line. He steered her towards the bar where a couple of fellow stragglers were pointing out their drinks of choice with lots of smiles and enthusiastic nodding.

‘What’ll it be?’ Joel asked Caitlin loudly, enjoying the spasm of discomfort on the bar girl’s face as he attempted to exculpate them all from the stultified atmosphere. Caitlin however conformed to club rules, whispering the words “cider” and “thanks” across the bar so softly it was barely audible. As the bar girl turned to the fridge Caitlin hit Joel lightly on the arm, telling him to stop it.

‘Sure I will. The moment it begins you won’t hear a peep.’

‘Promise?’

‘Promise.’

He asked for a bottle of beer and couldn’t help but notice the many crisp bags notionally on offer. His hand was compelled mischievously upwards to request a bag – just to see if any person daring to crunch on them throughout the acts would end their night in a Wicker Man. He didn’t get to find out, Caitlin knocked his hand back below the bar.

Joel knew the sparse interior of the community centre well. On Thursday’s it transformed into The Bread and Circus Club principally by means of the bedsheet. It hung behind the performing chair: the name of the club night written upon it in silver italics framing a brown loaf, fireworks exploding above.

There were no chairs. Instead the audience were allocated cushions on the floor directly before the performance area. Sat cross-legged, with plastic cups filled with craft beer and fizzy wine were a good array of tie-dyes, dungarees, and white people with dreadlocks. Almost every one of Oxford’s Green Party members amassed in one place and for one purpose: to observe an egalitarian exhibition of cultural amateurism; the spectacle of semi-professionals sharing equal billing with reclusive eccentrics. Caitlin had explained all on the walk down.

‘Everyone at the Bread and Circus Club volunteers. They’re unpaid, their content totally unrestricted. Don’t you think that’s an interesting? If we get there early enough there’s absolutely nothing to prevent you from putting your name down and taking to the stage to do whatever. It’s all part of the deal, anyone can perform – everyone listens.’

‘That sounds totally… good-intentioned.’ He’d replied, rolling his eyes. ‘Good intentions pave the road to hell though… you know that don’t you? If we were really so desperate to hear a middle-aged man singing Beyoncé, it will be on YouTube.’

‘See Joel, this is exactly what I mean when I call you close minded and judgemental. You’ve never been before and already you’re moaning.’

‘Philosophy 101. Not all knowledge is empirical. There’s loads of things I’ve never experienced and still know them to be bad ideas. For example: putting fireworks down my trousers, making a seafood trifle, line dancing – those are just off the top of my head.’

‘All we ever do is Netflix these days. It’s boring. I’d rather risk the loss of one evening to try something new. If you can approach with an open mind I’m willing to bet you’ll enjoy it too.’

‘How much? Twenty pounds?’

Caitlin shrugged disinterestedly at the proposal. Joel took that for an agreement, assured it would be the easiest money he’d earn that year. Little did he know that really, something altogether different was at stake.

After a year together Caitlin realised that she liked Joel fine. She was however beginning to tire of his constant need to criticise and bicker. The resentment had been growing throughout their nascent relationship, and yet it came to a gloriously tedious head last week in a café. There Joel had managed to argue with a waiter for a ten solid minutes about the pronunciation of the word ‘butter’. Joel had maintained that both t’s were audible, the waiter disagreed. And so the two men faced each other down, furiously shouting “butter” at each other while a crowd gathered to observe the spectacle.

All the while Caitlin sat red-faced and regretting ever ordering a scone. She decided that no partner should ever make her feel that way about scones again. Joel therefore needed to prove that he could change, that he could react positively to new experiences and new ways of thinking. If so she could work on it. If not, she was done.

Blissfully unaware of this impending threat, Joel was cheerfully taking the club in. He became quickly fascinated by the compere – whose whispered greetings to the other acts were the only conversation in the room. Naturally, Joel had to eavesdrop. One of the acts the compere called “bro”. Only one “bro” amongst the many salutations. Joel wondered why, and hoped it was not just because the bro was the only performer with black skin.

Eventually, the compere took to the stage with a slight swagger.

‘How are we all tonight?’ He started jovially. ‘So, I live in a flat with a couple of mates. Four lads living together – obviously there’s partying, there’s jamming, there’s music, there’s lots of marijuana.’ He said the last with a heavy Mexican accent that even he seemed to regret mid-word. ‘And our upstairs neighbours are this old couple. They’ve been together for like, sixty-odd years – their whole lives. Anyway the old man would come down at nights sometimes and ask us to turn the music down or stop jamming – and we’d be like no way man.’ He chuckled, as if the notion of his not jamming for even a moment would’ve tickled Beckett’s sense of absurdity. ‘I saw him this morning. He told me his wife just died’ he continued, the cheeriness rescinded in one jarring instant. ‘So, Pam – if you’re listening up there – this song is for you.’

The song was an original; that was about the best thing that could be said of it. ‘Memories are remedies, an effigy of time’ he supposed within the chorus, demonstrating if not a full comprehension of the word “effigy” then at least a passable ability to spot a half-rhyme. The song was from a new EP of his, he informed the crowd afterwards. It was called “Through Fields of Wheat” and copies were available for five pounds from his car boot if anyone was interested.

The next act took the chair. She had a pallid complexion and an inscrutably stern expression on her face.

‘I’ve been writing Haiku’s of late’ she informed the crowd. ‘Though truthfully I thought I’d written like, hundreds in the past. However I assumed that the Haiku was 7-5-7 and so I suppose, in truth, I have merely wasted a lot of time.’

One person in the audience barked a single note of laughter. The poet remained stony-faced. After careful consideration Joel decided that her declaration was not intended as a joke.

The poet’s hands flapped and whirled uncontrollably as she read Haiku’s that felt confessional, and on the verge of uncomfortable to listen to. Haikus such as:

My desert is dry
Parched, emaciated and
Yearning for the rain

Joel found himself fascinated by her, she seemed bookish and shy. He simply could not imagine this girl having the confidence to approach a person say, in a bar or coffee shop. Yet art is not life, so here she was, onstage and feeding enthusiastically off an audience – even if the buzz manifested itself in intensely awkward body language.

Perhaps he stared at her a little too long. The poet fixed her attention solely upon him, staring unblinkingly as she recited another.

Please make love to me
Silently, awkwardly, like
Strangers in a lift

Suddenly something about the neck of his beer bottle became wholly compelling to Joel. He kept his attention there for the rest of her set. The poet finished, leaving the stage quickly and without valediction.

The next man bought a guitar onstage with him and cleared his throat. He sang a familiar sad song that Joel struggled to place, though he felt sure it was one of Cohen’s. The man’s voice was a little lightweight but it carried the flat melody fine. A lyric brought the title to mind – the Famous Blue Raincoat. As the man played, Joel realised he knew his face from somewhere. He focussed but it wouldn’t come until a brief instrumental that left the performers face entirely static. Suddenly, Joel realised – this was a man who spends most days spray painted like rusted copper, standing utterly still on Cornmarket Street for hours at a time, pretending to be a statue for the somewhat-amusement of tourists.

He found himself hanging on every word, wondering how often this sad song plays in the mind of the statue man as he stands there. Suddenly an arm flew across Joel’s lap as a couple next to him started making out, the man virtually straddling the poor woman, kissing like a dog trying to clean out a jam jar. No one asked them to stop it. He could almost hear the compere waxing lyrical about “the only thing more important than art is love, man” or words to that effect.

The compere thanked statue man for his song and welcomed to the stage a second poet. This one seemed much more at ease and moved with the confidence of old hands.

‘Good evening everyone’ she began, swinging her arms to re-energise the crowd after five minutes of Cohen. ‘I had every intention of performing something new tonight. I had been hoping to use my husband actually for a project I ‘ve been writing called “rap-battle of the sexes” – but I’m afraid he’s rather smitten by that Killing Eve programme everyone’s been talking about and chose to stay at home instead.’

An epidemic of unobtrusive amusement rippled through the audience. Joel was privately glad to be spared from “rap-battle of the sexes”. The poet instead launched into a few of her greatest hits. She was humourist of sorts. Like Oxford’s very own Pam Ayres, her poetry was light and whimsical, her rhymes a touch on the obvious side, with the formula and meter signposting punchlines long before delivery.

The set went on a bit too long. Perhaps the poet has previous for this sort of thing, or perhaps this was one act the compere didn’t really rate. At the back, he pulled out his phone and typed out messages. The poet concluded by describing her ideal partner: throughout the recital she let it be known that she was neither a moaner nor a whinger, listing the many attributes that were not problematic to her. The partner could be light, equally they could be dark and so on. Every few lines she would repeat the refrain – “but never, ever ginger”. The poem ended on the mildly humorous punchline – she was in fact talking about biscuits and not humans after all. She thanked the audience for their time and handed back the microphone to the compere who waved her off.

‘Thanks for that Jane. Isn’t it a bit discriminatory though? Picking on Ginger people like that?’

‘Biscuits!’ Someone shouted back.

‘What’s that mate?’

‘She was talking about biscuits’ came the infuriated reply.

The compere flushed red and quickly bought up a girl to take his place. She brimmed with youthful enthusiasm and the wholesome energy of someone who spends their weekends making homemade jam. She sang three songs. Each one about Nietzsche. Not directly of course. Instead she took popular songs and played them slowly over an acoustic guitar. It was the sound of the John Lewis Christmas advert, of X Factor auditions, the sound of teenage street buskers at weekends. She suffused her music with gravitas and sincerity that, in all probability, You’re the One That I Want was never supposed to have. Joel could only think of the abyss that stares back

As she finished the girl smiled warmly and blushed cutely at the applause. Suddenly it dawned on Joel that she must be late teens or early twenties. Almost ashamed of his thoughts prior he joined in with perfunctory clapping and reminded himself that whatever her transgressions may be, it most certainly was not this girl’s fault he was now grumpy and thirty.

Next up was an attempt at an intricate composition of classical Spanish guitar. The performer messed up just a few bars in, a pained and worried expression on his face.

‘Just relax into it bro’ the compère shouted from the side-lines, ‘no one else is here, just me and you – jamming after the pub.’

The guitarist breathed deep and started again. He played a little slower this time but hit each note. As he grew into the performance he picked up speed. The amateurism, the lack of self-belief, and the danger that he might make another mistake at any moment fed the audience. It became high theatre – like a tightrope act. As he built up to a frantic climax you could almost taste the sensation of a roomful of people willing him on. When he finished, the room erupted into relieved applause– easily the loudest of the night. The compere’s face flickered with something like annoyance as he joined the guitarist onstage.

‘That was awesome bro. Maybe next week we could try it together, yeah – get some kind of Rodriguez-Gabriella vibe going on down here? What do you think bro? Sound good?’

The guitarist smiled politely at the audience as he bagged up and left the performance area. Is the compere aware he does that “bro” stuff? Joel wondered, surely the guitarist hears it.

The audience were assured they were now in for a real treat. A couple all the way from New Zealand took the stage. The man had come straight from the set of Deadwood: the long moustache, the waistcoat, the Stetson hat and boots. The girl was beautiful, covered in tattoos and wearing a tight black dress, her black hair held back by a bandana. They held hands as they introduced themselves and gave links to their website and the dates they were playing in the area.

They looked incredible together. Almost a little too good. Joel could picture them now, sat at a dinner party, telling strangers just how into tantric sex they are.

He sat at the piano and played a haunting lullaby in minor. Soon she accompanied him with a perfectly ethereal voice. It was beautiful. A song PJ Harvey might have been proud of. Soon the couple next to Joel were showing each other’s tonsils their appreciation for the music.

Nine minutes later the song had entered its seventh phase, the girl’s voice lifting into yet another wordless crescendo. Joel couldn’t help but think that his initial suspicions regarding tantric indulgences might have just been on the money after all.

The final act of the night was obviously a favourite of the regulars. A young man took to the stage to much applause and whooping. He asked if they wanted a classic, or something new. The lethargic audience took just a little too long in deliberation and so Joel decided for them, shouting out for a classic.

The young man winked and invited the audience to join the chorus if they knew it. Although it was anyone’s guess how anyone was expected to sing along with a frantically paced song. A song that fused lyricism with rap and scat, crossed genres and cut society to its very core. The young man pushed forward his momentum – the lyrics decrying capitalism with such passion that they soon broke free of linguistic constraints to become a primal expression of rage against the machine as he bought his song to a close.

His friend recorded the performance fully on a camcorder. He gave a thumbs-up to confirm the footage was good and the young man left the stage with a fist-clench.

As Joel watched the young man leave, he reflected on the human body. If every cell is replaced over a period of seven years, then we are all biologically different from our past iterations. That may be our only saving grace as we live with the ghosts of our younger selves. Joel could picture the eagerness and pride of the young man uploading that footage across the internet tonight, just as clearly as he could picture him deleting it quietly and without ceremony seven years later.

The lights went up. Caitlin pulled her jacket around her and shot Joel a nervous look.

‘What did you make of it?’ She asked as they made for the exit.

Joel kept her in suspense, holding the door for a drunken man who looked like he needed the help.

‘Well?’ She pressed nervously.

Joel walked outside. He then opened his wallet and handed her twenty pounds. Caitlin stared quizzically down at the note before bursting into laughter. In the years they stayed together, Joel never did understand why she sounded so relieved.

 

Jake Kendall is a Creative Writing graduate of Cardiff University currently based in his hometown of Oxford. His work can be found in the Cabinet of Heed, The Mechanic’s Institute Review, Idle Ink and Coffin Bell Journals, Burning House Press and Here Comes Everyone. He rambles into the void and self-promotes through @jakendallox

 

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Barbara sits on the lip of the sound, one side silent, the other not so. The not-so side hums, a low, down, deep in the lung wheeze, the kind you can’t shake, not even with a good cough. Barbara hardly hears it now.

She’s sitting on a rock on the lip of the sound on the top of the hill doing Sudoku when the girl pulls her fragments together into girl shape out of the mist.

I’m trying to find my back. My way back’, says the girl.

‘Yes’, says Barbara.

‘There’s no signs up here’, says the girl.

‘No’ says Barbara and offers her a murray mint. The girl shakes, no. But she sits next to Barbara when she makes space on the rock and they both think at the same time about the feeling they used to get when the cold of a rock could still seep into their bum cheeks.

This girl is in a tube dress, sleeveless, covered in big bright lemons and limes. She’s wearing candy pink flip flops, worn down on the insides. Her skin is a map of cuts and bruises and a still burning cigarette hovers where her right hand should be. Did a boar take it? Thinks Barbara, but she won’t ask.

They sit and talk about what to do with a babba coming, especially when your mam is a cow and no one else is bothered, not even him and then the girl says the boys name out loud and puts her one hand up to her cheek. Barbara watches a beetle crawl up over her ear and into her hairline.

The girl smiles then and looks 14 in that smile. Barbara wishes that she wasn’t such a stickler about the rules, but the wheeze from the not so silent side is quiet now; its listening.

Two paths – to the left, a sandy track through a shallow copse to a darkness so sudden that the girl will briefly be reminded of a school trip down a mineshaft and it will be the last nice thing she remembers for eternity.

The other way is grass and rubble but if she persists, she’ll come to some slabs of stone whittled to shine, and these lead down the hill to the car park, the chain pub and the chance to be remembered and hear those rememberings, even those of the absolute cow and the him responsible and think with sorrow and pride – I did matter, I did.

Barbara covers the girl’s cold, ringless fingers with her hand.

Okay, lovey. You need to head left, just through the woods, there and you’ll get to where you need to be. Get going, now. It’s cold out.

The girl lets out a little gasp of thanks. She bites her bottom lip, skips off the rock and takes the track to the left. Barbara doesn’t watch her go; she gets back to her Sudoku on the lip of the sound.

 

StefanieMoore is a teacher, mother and tap dance champion (North East Lincolnshire, 1994). She is a graduate of the Write Like a Grrl Programme. Writing credits include Dear Damsels and 100 Voices for 100 Years. She has performed work at That’s What She Said and A New Leaf.   @Nefnywrites   nefny.wordpress.com

 

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We’re beached atop a lone hill, blown there by the solar wind
We’re lying
Perhaps we’ve been there two hours, perhaps three days, perhaps five minutes
Perhaps forever
Nothing has ever felt this real
So exposed, so scouring, so open to the depths of sky
Eye cells collapse and decay, slow unfurling, wraiths dancing
Wind pins us there, rushes, blood in the ears
Reports of traffic from a faraway system
We’re specimens, we’re cosmic dust, we’re nothing
Around us ghosts of past inhabitants are taking care
We’re purple with cold, blushed by warmth
Vibrating with the frequency of something ancient
White sun disc rests on a sweep of dark and light cloud, rests on a bank of rain, rests on a bed of spreading rays
Reveals that this is all touched by something we can’t know
Such splendour as may never come again, yet has always been there
Our two apple cores rotting where they lie
It could be real

Perhaps we died before we arrived
Perhaps we were born there
Perhaps it doesn’t matter

 

 

Liz Jones writes novels, short stories and poems for love. She also works as a freelance editor for money. She lives in Somerset with her two children. @ljedit

 

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When Kiku climbed upon the table and curled like a foetus, she was gilded by light. Behind her, the flames, primitive, sensual and pagan, cradled her in a golden aura, dusting her flesh with a mystical glow and shining her black hair to the blue of a magpie feather.

Josef’s arrangement of white pillar candles, like organ pipes, gave religious weight to the tableau; the pleasant crush of something sacred squeezed his very soul.

Kiku’s eyes slid closed. Warmed by the fire, and heavy, she was relishing the anticipation of that moment where Josef would paint her body in oil and then recreate the image on his canvas:

First, the warm bristles tickling her toes, slipping between them and circling them, making Kiku squeal with pleasure. Josef drawing the brush in long strokes along her soles, a squirm, but then the slow painting of her calves and the promise of what was to come slowing her breathing until Kiku fell into a stupor where her very being condensed into the union of brush and skin.

Josef plunging the brush into the depths of the tucked-away place at the backs of her knees, working it in, before spreading the warm slick up the length of her thighs and over the curve of her buttocks. Then, meticulously covering her back, up and down, up and down, rippling over her spine, his wrist furling and unfurling like the graceful flow of a ballerina’s hand. Lifting her hair, stroking the oil around to the front of her neck, caressing her throat like spread fingers, and having dipped his brush to replenish it, coiling her breasts and plastering the crescent of her abdomen. Lastly, taking each draped, limp arm, holding it by the fingertips of his left hand, coating it with the brush held in the right and gently staging it as though fragile. 

By this point, Kiku was a ragdoll.

Josef’s paintings of Kiku were beautiful, the way that he captured the powdered light on her skin, framed her with fire.

At the first touch, Kiku jumped. The oil was cold; it dragged and pulled on her skin. She lifted her head.

‘Josef –’

‘Shh.’ Josef continued to work. ‘Today, Kiku, something different.’

Kiku’s head dropped and she tried not to quiver by focussing on the heat on her back. The oil opened and freed her, limb gliding across limb, contentment oozing from her very entity, but this was not liberating. This was enclosing. The liquid immediately dried and tightened on her skin like clay.

This new technique will give Josef’s painting a completely different tone, she thought, a muting of the aliveness which his work typically encapsulated.

As Josef painted, Kiku was being knitted into something whole and unforgiving. Tightening chainmail. Bit by bit her body was getting stitched together, the tension increasing with each tiny motion. She tried to edge her foot forward to open up her folded leg, but it was cast into something solid.

Josef said nothing as he worked up her back and around her neck. Whatever it was dried instantly, and Kiku’s swallowing was constricted by the unmovable shackle now gripping her throat. She grabbed at Josef’s arm, her eyes like black moons. Making no eye contact, he lifted off her hand and held it firmly, pulling it away from her body as he painted from the mound of her shoulder towards her fingers. Her arm remained extended, stiff as a bough, reaching into nothingness. As she gasped, he painted her chest, locking in her heart. He continued to cover her lower arm, and, as her attempt at a scream became a diminishing gurgle, he held down her eyelids and painted them shut.

Josef bent down and kissed her lips before covering the rest of her face in the silver-grey slop.

‘Beautiful,’ he said, slicking the liquid over her hair and pulling it back away from her face where it set into a silver sheet.

When Kiku was dry, Josef carried her to the display room she had never seen –

his sculpture room – and placed her on an empty plinth, between Maria and Ayah. As a finishing touch, he draped a swathe of white silk over her arm.

 

Helen Laycock’s short stories, flash fiction and poetry have been published in a variety of anthologies and magazines and, recently, she was commissioned as one of the leads for Visual Verse. As well as short story collections, she has written several children’s books.

 

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‘The first time it happened, I didn’t mean to do it. He was just the last straw – a friend of a friend of a friend, we knew each other’s name and that was about it. We ended up by ourselves at the back of the club somehow, then that song started playing. And he did what everyone’s done since the damn thing came out. I’d had enough. I snapped. I smashed my bottle over his head and down he went. I legged it. No-one stopped me. No-one even saw. I ran off to the ladies, then I came back a few minutes later and everyone was gathered round him and I said “What happened?”, like I didn’t already know. I don’t think anyone suspected me. After all, I don’t look the type.’

Detective Jackson, sitting opposite her in the sterile police interview room, nodded. She was small. Brown fringe scraped over her forehead. Worrying at her fingernails. She didn’t at all look the type, at least not until you peered into her eyes and saw the madness staring straight back at you.

‘It was on the news that night,’ she continued ‘He died in hospital. I felt bad, but also… excited. Powerful. I didn’t have to take it any more. I could stop all these people from shrieking in my face, thinking they were so damn funny. I could have just quit going to nightclubs, but why the hell should I have done that? I like dancing as much as the next girl. I love the Human League. And Joan Jett. I wasn’t going to stop because of one bloody song.

‘But I couldn’t expect to get away with bottling people over the head in public again. So I had to be more subtle. Second time, a guy followed me to the bar and asked me my name. I could have lied. But I didn’t. I wanted to see what sort of man he was. If he was going to be different. Of course, he was exactly like everyone else. He hollered the chorus right in my face – he smelled like he’d been eating mackerel; in my head I called him Trawlerbreath – and when he was finished he grinned like a smug monkey, as if I should have been applauding his original wit. So I played along. I giggled. And I flirted. I should be given awards for my acting, not fucking jail time. I hooked my arm in his and we left. We only made it as far as the alley round the back. I couldn’t wait any longer, but him, he thought his luck was in. In a filthy alley behind the Trog Bar! Dirty frigging perv. I had him close his eyes. Told him I was going to give him a surprise. He sure looked surprised when I stabbed him in the guts.

‘I got away with that one too, so I just carried on doing it. I thought that when the song stopped being popular I’d stop killing people, but it didn’t – and it’s been months! – so I just kept on. And I saw them on the news, those men that I’d done in, and the police would be talking and using words like “serial killer” and I liked it. Still, sometimes I’d think I was overreacting. It’s only a bloody song, I’d think, and then I’d hear it on the radio and feel this burning inside me and I’d fantasise about what I’d do to the guy singing if I ever met him and I’ll tell you what, he’s just lucky he doesn’t live anywhere near fucking Hull.

‘But then you caught me. Stupid bouncer on his fag break round the back of the Waterfront. I didn’t see him. How could I not have seen him? He definitely saw me, with that guy with the jug ears – god, he was a sight, that one – and he must have spotted me pull the knife and then he was on me before I knew what was happening. He held me down while Juggies sprinted back to the club screaming like a little girl. Then a few minutes later half a dozen coppers turned up. 

‘I’ve done six or seven blokes in altogether. You can ask me if I feel guilty, but I don’t. They were dickheads. They deserved it. That bloody song brings out the worst in people. Including me, I suppose. 

‘So what happens now? Is someone going to take these handcuffs off me?’

Detective Jackson stopped his tape recorder and said, ‘We’ll leave you cuffed for now I think. Let’s get you back to the cells.’ He stood and made for the interview room door, then glanced back towards his prisoner and added, ‘Come on, Eileen.’ 

Her snarl made him chuckle. ‘We coppers have to find our fun where we can,’ he said, grinning beneath his moustache. He reached for the door handle, but the venomous screech stopped him. He didn’t have time to turn around. Eileen was on him, arms clamped around his neck and legs fast around his waist, cuffs crushing his throat, throttling the air from his body. He flailed and thrashed, but was unable to dislodge her, the insanity giving her a strength belying her slight frame. He tried to shout, but could only gasp. His eyes began to glaze and he became limp and fell to the floor.

In his final moments, Detective Jackson just had time to register the noise of the radio from the officers’ staff room on the other side of the corridor. ‘Too ra loo ra,’ he heard as he sank into the darkness, ‘too ra loo rye ayyyyyy.’

Eileen untangled herself from the corpse of the detective and rooted through his pockets. She found the key and unlocked her handcuffs, then wrapped them around her fist in case she needed a weapon. She opened the door a fraction, saw no-one was waiting in the corridor, and ran for it.

 

David Cook enjoys Dexy’s Midnight Runners, the Human League and Joan Jett, as well as a good serial killer yarn, but has never actually been to Hull. Further autobiographical details are available on request on Twitter @davidcook100, but don’t get too personal.

 

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Your bones will lock and chill if you remain out there
Come in
Your red-rimmed eyes look tired
Release your shine to the Collector, you’ll see
Cross over, see the design-
Architecture on a grander scale than you can comprehend
Though dim now, I’m told it will be pierced by light

The design above you, you inquire:
Gaping mouths, eyes cast upward, neck muscles straining, arms reaching
No, it’s not agony- it’s just darkly beautiful, you see
The lack of light is because the fixtures need to be replaced
Repairs are scheduled for tomorrow

Brave souls are told to cross over
Enter here, give your shine to the Collector
Be not afraid, the shadowed archway with
Ancient engravings and twisted carvings is
Only art, for it pleases the Collector to collect all things

All are welcome and accepted here, trust me
I would know, I’ve been here a while
Crouched on a bent stool just inside the rickety door
The first step inside is heavier than the rest,
But once both feet are in
You won’t even remember the jagged path behind you

Oh, ignore the cramping doorframe, it’s just temporary
Come have a look, disregard the locks, broken bolts
Join us, we accept all
Your bones will lock and chill out there

 

December Lace is a former professional wrestler and pinup model. She has appeared in the Chicago Tribune, the Chicago Sun-Times, Pro Wrestling Illustrated, Molotov Cocktail, Pussy Magic Lit, Lonesome October, and Awkward Mermaid as well as the forthcoming Rhythm & Bones YANYR Anthology. She can be found on Twitter @TheMissDecember.

 

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Tony pulled his jacket tight around his body, trying to squeeze himself smaller. Riding on public transport made him conscious of his size; like he took up too much space with his bulk. The subway doors closed on Tony’s tentacles for the third time that week. The thick, marshmallowy protrusions were bruised and swollen; as if wearing shoes wasn’t hard enough already. Why was he still here? He hated New York. He missed home, having friends, being understood.

Tony blamed bedtime stories, passed down from one generation of monster to the next. Hundreds of years of fawning over and fearing these mystical creatures called humans.

I’m gonna go see them for myself, he told his mother when he was young. She chortled, patted him on the head.

Of course, dear. Now snuggle in. Nighty night.

Now, years later, he had done it, as much to spite her as satisfy himself. Monsters aren’t spared familial dysfunction, just because they’re monsters. But it wasn’t what he expected. Humans weren’t the brave warriors of his bedtime fantasies. Most were cowards, ugly outside and in, and obscenely selfish. And New York was no glorious citadel; it was dirty and crowded and teeming with horrors.

Penniless, he was forced to find a job. Charity don’t last forever, kid, the woman at the shelter had sneered. Options for blue, tentacled monsters read like a list of jobs humans considered beneath them; invariably low paid, usually repulsive. Unblocking prison toilets seemed like the least vile option, and at least now he could pay for his dormitory bed. Stinking on the subway home only made him more of a misfit.

The car swayed, heaving the crowd back and forth. The red-faced, sticky man beside Tony sneered, recoiling from his tentacles.

Watch out, ya freak.

Tony muttered an apology, and wondered if the man knew he looked and smelt like a beet, stewing in his own sweat. Humans. Boris had lasted six months here before packing his bags, disgusted that humans regarded him as the monster. How was I supposed to know? he’d asked Tony. In the books, they eat everything. Louie fared even worse. He’d fallen in love with a human, and at first it seemed the feeling was mutual; but when he’d tried to take things further, she’d pushed him away. He’d made a run for it when he heard her on the phone to a vet, discussing neutering. Tony’s bedtime stories had been full of happily ever afters. He didn’t know anyone who actually got one.

Until, looking up, he saw her across the car. Brilliant fuchsia skin, partly obscured by a beige trench coat. No cheekbones, liquid yellow eyes, a hint of fang peeking between spongy lips. Sitting with tentacles crossed, ladylike. An angel, plucking at his homesick heartstrings.

Easing between the human sardines, he wedged his squashy body beside hers.

He took a wobbly breath.

Uh, hi there…

She looked up. Her eyes narrowed.

Back off, creep!

Her pepper spray burned his face.

 

Amanda McLeod is an Australian author of fiction and poetry. Her words have appeared in Ellipsis Zine, Anti-Heroin Chic Magazine, Vamp Cat Magazine, and elsewhere. She enjoys warm days and rainy nights, and tweets about words @AmandaMWrites

 

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“Why must we go?”

“Because we must.”

“How… must we?” 

“We must never forget.”

“I need to forget. There’s nothing more beautiful.”

“Surely?”

“The choosing to contemplate – even briefly – a leaving behind forever.”

“A timetable?”

“Yes, I suppose, a timetable.”

At the bus stop, at the corner of Burnt Street, Chester and Mouse, standing shoulder to shoulder, boxing the lugs of the shadows loitering beneath lamps, till Chester turns, bears gums, but Mouse ain’t listening, knows the drill, ninety-fives his neck and starts a conversation with Jake circa 1988.

“No kind of home.”

“A skittish constitution and no artist.”

“A fucking con-artist!” 

“That suit, hired so often who else would ever wear it!”

“Adored the Red Mary.”

“Liver the size of a throw cushion.”

“Never said a word.”

“Can you smell that stink. The morning?”

“Rotten fox. A smell to light our way home…”

“Snot and wind.”

“Like a failing mind, it soils everything.”

“A map is needed perhaps.”

“For life, in general?”

“Thought I’d found it years ago: an intersection – two roads: one towards love, the other hate. Fucking fool I was.”

“This town or that, what does it matter.”

“An idiom is required, an adage, something neat.”

“Only give to those who ask for nothing?”

“How he gave.”

“Down to the atoms.” 

“Lies!”

“Fat as a barrister’s watch.”

“Try: never bite the hand that feeds?”

“Predictable.”

“Predictable? I’ll rip it from the wrist, bake it, baste it, throw the remains to the mange!”

“How can it be – twenty years now – you remember the debris – bedroom, bathroom – and vanishing night after night, searching for the love they’d locked away.”

“Try not to – filthy, everything sinking into shit – twenty years ago you say – I’ll admit it, blood was scrubbed that night.”

“But was symmetry achieved?”

“Never perfect, but later, blind with opiates, the same blindness I searched for years later, in a different place.”

“Gasping for the same air?”

“It matters not.”

“Matters not?”

“Rubbish, what we hang upon our walls – a mirror, a clock, in whatever style this season’s jab-nosed notion dictates.”

“No doubt then.”

“You remember the Jag, big as a barge.”

“Redder than eczema.”

“I was driving and ahead, a sky so incredible and inscrutable, I’m not ashamed to say I cried.”

“Like a child?”

“A drain, jimmied by roots.”

“No shame here.”

“It spoke, clear as news: you must lose me to love me, ignore me to to know me.”

“A crime, to turn realities into dreams.”

“Of course and others could see it, but at that moment,  it felt intimate – all mine. By the time I’d arrived, it was too late.”

“Feels late now.”

“We must go.”

“But why?” 

“In fucking memory.” 

“Or wait perhaps, for the Number 80, 81, the 82. Any will take us far enough.”

“Understand: ignorance may be consolation, but at a particular point, the past is lost forever.”

“So let us hope the driver delivers us some distance past it.”

“A fool always falls twice.”

“Life is such a terribly sad business.”

“Told you!”

“Promise you’ll never leave me?”

“Where would I go?”

“Where will I go?”

“But we must.”

“In memory?”

“Yes, in memory.”

 

GJ Hart currently lives and works in London and has had stories published in The Molotov Cocktail, The Jersey Devil Press, the Harpoon Review and others. He can be found arguing with himself over @gj_hart.

 

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I don’t sleep as well as I should. I get less hours than before. Friends are lost to the wind. That job interview didn’t go as planned. Sometimes my anxieties get the best of me. Then again, I went to that interview looking terrible, neck up and neck down. I can still do the work, work the whole day and then repeat the cycle. No, that’s probably fantasy.

I want to go after my actual passion. When I relax, I think about canvas and paint. I need a job. You know a ‘real job’ because for the time being I’m running low on money. I’m okay though, headaches aren’t much trouble. I have one now but I won’t bother you with that.

I have time to go after my dream. Sometimes it feels like I’m stuck between the future and the now. Honestly, it feels like I’m trapped in a prism of troubles. I can’t get a handle on them. I’m getting old. I put a pistol in my mouth the other day. That was bold.

When I was young I was told to go after what I wanted. In the future I see many great things. Though my vision blurs and people misinterpret my words. My future is multicolored with beautiful vistas and I’ll make that painting come alive someday.

*      *      *

I usually get less than the recommended amount of sleep. I lose more friends than I keep. Job interview went south. Sometimes my anxieties get the best of me. Then again, I didn’t look presentable from the neck up, much less the rest of me. I can do the work like before. I can work the whole day and then come back tomorrow for more. That’s fantasy. I want to go after my real passion. When I’m relaxing or napping, I think about rapping.

I need a side job, something divine. I’m okay though, headaches are fine. I have one now and I won’t even whine. I have enough time to go after my real dream. It seems like I’m stuck between that dream and this reality but actually I’m trapped in a bubble of troubles I can’t control. I’m getting old. I took some pills and threw them back up. I’m getting bold.

I was told as youngster, to go after that big dream. In my future I see big things. Sometimes my vision blurs, my words slur. Ahead of me I see a woman who needs a nice fur.

*      *      *

My friend doesn’t get much sleep. He lost other friends but I “stuck around”. His last job interview didn’t go so well. His anxieties get the best of him. Then again, he didn’t exactly look ‘fine’ from the neck up or neck down. But he’s able to the do work like before, that’s what he said. He could work the whole day and repeat it tomorrow.

Honestly, I think he wants to go after his true passion. When we relax he talks about movie making but of course he needs a job because he’s low on cash. He’s okay, headaches are better. He probably has one now. He says he’s fine, “there’s enough time to go after what I want.” He’s stuck between that and this reality. No, he’s trapped in a circle of troubles he can’t control.

He’s getting old. He actually approached that building and got to the top floor. I’m glad he called me. He’s getting bold. He said when he was young people told him to go after his dreams. In his future he says he sees many complex and interesting things but then sometimes his vision gets blurred.

Often, he speaks unrealistically. He says his dream is “a special thing”. I hope he gets there, eventually, for his own sake. Maybe it would settle him down?

*      *      *

Allison Mulley doesn’t get the recommended amount of sleep. She loses more friends than she can keep up with. Though, those ‘friends’ weren’t really friends. Sometimes her anxieties get the best of her. As a result her last job interview went terribly. Though, she did not actually look fit to be there. She was dressed competently but not as a person who actually wanted to work.

Of course she’s capable of doing the work, she has in the past. She could work the whole day and repeat that tomorrow. Well, this is what she tells herself. It’s all in her head. Truly she wants to go after her real passion. When she relaxes she often thinks about her life as an actress. She needs a job. She’s broke. She’s not okay (but she’d tell you that) her headaches come and go. She has one at this very moment.

She says she has enough time to go after her dream. She says she’s stuck between obtaining it and her current reality. Truthfully she’s trapped inside of a box. Inside the box are troubles that are controllable but take an amount of effort. She’s getting older. She slipped herself under the bathwater the other day. She’s getting bolder.

She told herself she’d always go after her desires but she hesitated with eyes focused on the future. There she sees pleasurable things but her vision blurs. At times, she’s not coherent.

Her dream is a house on the hill, a picket fence, freshly cut grass, children playing in the front yard, and her husband holding the front door open for her saying “Come on in honey, isn’t this place nice?”

 

Rickey Rivers Jr was born and raised in Mobile Alabama. He is a writer and cancer survivor. He likes a lot of stuff. You don’t care about the details. He has been previously published in Fabula Argentea, ARTPOST magazine, the anthology Chronos, Enchanted Conversations Magazine, (among other publications).  https://storiesyoumightlike.wordpress.com/. Twitter.com/storiesyoumight

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The old woman weaves gossip
into her jasmine:
the black dog is
dreaming of fresh chapatis
and milk. His tongue twitches, look.
The open door,
admitting the night and street
into the house. The inmates
pluck fallen stars
from the courtyard garden
to make into garlands.
The cold velvet air is fat
with the fragrance of unknown
flowers. A girl is writing
her first secret love letter
to someone
she thinks she loves.
But the wind carries
the letters anyway,
for all to read.

 

 

Priyanka Sacheti is a writer based in Bangalore, India. Priyanka previously lived in Sultanate of Oman, United Kingdom, and United States. She has been published in numerous publications with a special focus on art, gender, diaspora, and identity and is presently an editor at Mashallah News. Her literary work has appeared in Barren, Berfrois, The Lunchticket, and Jaggery Lit. She’s currently working on a poetry collection. An avid phone-photographer, she explores the intersection of her writing and photography at Instagram: @iamjustavisualperson. She tweets @priyankasacheti.

 

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